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The Diamond BALLYCASTLE ANTRIM BT54 6AW United Kingdom
Ballycastle District council has decreed by way of argument and alleged fistfight, that the previously advised ban on horses (Equus ferus caballus - plural not known) shall heretofore be overturned on the understanding that aforementioned beasts refrain from consumption of the dulse-like sea-plant commonly and locally known and referred to as "dulse". When asked If s/he was likely to comply with the ban, a local horse replied "Neigh".
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Seriously. Don't ask us to ssshhhh.. just cos some bird wants to warble in the back room of Toms.; We're in here to enjoy ourselves, for fuck sake.
Here's the first song I learnt :
Harp Liger. It makes the fair almost bearable. Zowwweeee!.
From now on, when we order sausage beans and chips in Kearneys we shall ask for a COWGIRL supper.
er.. VD COCK.
Holy Mother. Ballycastle Urban Council sat down for a civilised chat, and...and... following a heated debate, Ballycastle shall heretofore be known as Bushcastle, and Bushmills shall heretofore be known as Ballymills. The proposed Bushmills Camogie Stick Repossit, Repose, Repas, Repposs, ah fuck it, will not now go ahead as planned.
"I'm amazed that the word fuck can be used on the internet. this site should be binned, sorry banned, binned and band i mean banned. "
Wee Family of pensioners prevented from parking their Volkswagon Golf at new Causeway Centre. You can't come in unless you give us £8.50 Granny. But I just want to use the toilet. It's more than my jobs worth love. Quick grab her she's making a run for it. Bloody chancer. That's it. Now tie her up and tip the feckin car over the fence - that'll teach her - oh oh jesus there's more of them inside it - now we're fucked - quick, closedown- closedown- closedown. Deny everything. If the Chronicle start asking awkward questions, its no comment you heard me no comment.
A proposal has been put forward to commemorate the 2010 Ballycastle Diamond Riots. Nineteen people were arrested in the diamond, following a disturbance in the early hours of Monday morning, 30th August 2010 . Bags of dulse and yella man were thrown by a large crowd during riots which lasted over a minute. The police are still attempting to ascertain whether the salt content of the dulse was above the EU permitted average.